Category: work

My highest score on Sonic Dash is 82,851, plywood and paint, 12.22″ tall -+ (5 parts, dimensions vary), 2013 3/4 view  

Jazzercise, found “Hello Kitty” cotton sweater, fine artist oil pastel, fine student artist pastel bits, acrylic paint, plywood, staples, 14.14″ x 13.13″, 2013      

Mud, Blood and Beer, wood, paint, spit, tears. 13″.13″ x 11.11″ +- (dimensions vary), 2013  

Breaking Bad Addictions, plywood, pillow case, professional student grade acrylic paint, staples, 11.11″ x 9.9″ +-, 2013      

They Don’t Know They Don’t Want It, found dirty cotton t-shirt, pieces of plywood, pastel chunks, staples, 7.7″ x 8.8″ +-, 2013 Show it however you want it. Hang it to fit your fancy. Displaying personal perspectives 360 degrees all day every day, 24 hours a day. Up, down, left, right, tilted, backwards, frontwards — there’s... Continue reading They Don’t Know They Don’t Want It

Everything Wrong With The World, artist canvas, artist pastel bits, artist acrylic paint, artist staples, 14″ x 13.99″ +-, 2013      

I See said the Blind Man, plywood, blood, tears, nail. Dimensions vary” 10.00″ – 20.00″ tall +-, 2013      

Chorizo iz in Your Blood, found mechanic’s rag, acrylic, acrylic water, plywood, staples. 5.01″ tall +-, 2013

Meeting of Flat Earth Society, thing pieces of wood laminated together, found kidz cotton T, student grade acrylic paint, staples, earth, wood knot, professional grade pastel bits. Dimensions vary: 14.32293″ tall/19.99″ tall +- (two parts), 2013      

  Adjust Your Tracking, kidz cotton T-shirt from lost-n-found, plywood, staples, pastels, paint. 13.000″ tall +-, 2013 3/4 view backside revealed fresh and clean      

Fathers Kissing Sons, still-life cotton bed sheet, fine artist student grade oil sticks, Kingsford charcoal, Sharpie ink, Arrow staples, 9.99999″ tall +-, 2013            

Scooters R Big Here, fine artists pastel, fine artists acrylic paint, fine artists plywood, fine artists staples, and the worst worst WORST smelling found jacket ever in the history of mankind — probably from a fine artist. 15.5544″ tall +-. 2013 3/4 view   backside revealed   3/4 view GO TROYANOS! — visit    

Little Buy Little, greasy oily oil sticks, still-life cotton bed sheet, thin sheets of wood laminated together aka plywood, staples, 5″ tall +-, 2013 3/4 view     backside revealed      

Birthday Cake W/ Food Stamps, plywood A, plywood B, plywood C, bone-dry gesso, fine artists pastel, paint contractors drop-cloth canvas, 19.9″ tall +-, 2013    

You Can Just Feel Everybody Hating You Right Now, oil painters oil paint, oil painters canvas, construction workers plywood, handyman staples, 7″ tall +-, 2013   3/4 view backside revealed        

This iZ Racism N America, “National Guard” t-shirt stolen-abandoned-found, panties, baby onesie, referee jersey stolen-abandoned-found, some kid’s sweatshirt, student grade pastel, professional student grade acrylic paint, staples, plywood, 24″ tall +-, 2013    

That s That, soft colorful pliable material, chalky material, dense material, metal material, woven material, student grade material, professional material, 25″ tall +-, 2013      

Tha Worst Shopping Cart EVER, wood, recovered abandoned cotton t-shirt, staples, paint, pastel, pastel, paint, 5.999999999991″ tall +-, 2013       backside revealed    

Enjoy Em Now Because 16 is MURDER, my son’s old outgrown Angry Birds underwear (clean), wood, staples, negative space, shadow, 6.91″ tall +-, 2013   3/4 view 3/4 view       M<3M          

Dangerously Tooo Hopeful, wood, paint, pastel, the urge to almost throw this one in the trash receptacle, 4.98765″ tall +-, 2013       mooned    

Fat With a P H D,,, excavated 100 year old plywood sign, staples, 15″ tall +- (dimensions vary_), 2013   /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////   Fat With A P H D, fine artist fine oil paint on student grade drawing paper, 18” x 12”, 2013 (hand printed edition of 10)  

Synonym 4 Hardcore, found referee jersey, found wood, found board, professionally found student grade acrylic paint, amateur oil pastel, novice pastel, staples, a lil’ uneasiness, 23″ tall +-, 2013      

No Buddy Luvs No 1, found wrestling singlet, found pine board, found acrylic paint, found pastel/pastel bits/pastel dust, 13″ tall +-, 2013      

Middle O Night Fire Alarm Low Battery Alert, found wrestling singlet, fine artist acrylic paint, fine art student pastel, fine found wood panel, staples, 8″ tall +-, 2013   front-side revealed 3/4 view         3/4 view

            So Much Easier To Live N Fool Despair,  non-art materials, art materials, 7″ tall +-, 2013                      

Google Search WHAT God Wants For You, found t-shirt (again), plywood from another crate (again), fine artist fine acrylic paint (again), oil pastel, fine artist fine pastel (again), staples, monotony. 14″ +-, 2013   backside revealed (rock on, rock dude)             when will this torment end?     when u want it... Continue reading Google Search WHAT God Wants For You

Twilight Zone Defense,  found t-shirt at Mt.Hope Recreation Center basketball court, plywood, paint, pastel, staples, boredom. 10″ tall +-, 2013   backside revealed               3/4 view      

I Survived an Afternoon at Chuck E. Cheese’s T-Shirt, cotton t-shirt found on the hardcore basketball courts of Billy Taylor Park, Providence, Rhode Island, plywood crate side panel, professional art student acrylic paint, professional fine artist pastel chunks and dust, 22.22222221″ +-, 2013. 3/4 view .75 view       (backside revealed)     what-a-relief... Continue reading I Survived an Afternoon at Chuck E. Cheese’s T-Shirt

Our Husbands Can Get Together This Week and Bake Somethang, my childhood baby blanket, professional student grade acrylic paint, professional fine artist grade pastel chunks and dust, wooden crate side panel, staples,  jeans, 37.43″ tall +-. 2013       (backside revealed)      

Dunks of tha Weak, cotton bed-sheet, my son’s baby tooth, professional fine artist pastel, professional fine artist pastel dust, professional fine artist pastel chunks, professional art student grade acrylic paint, staples, leftover plywood crate wall. 18.39399393993993939″ tall +-, 2013 detail shot of baby tooth in painting (middle of picture plane)         backside... Continue reading Dunks of tha Weak

:-) It’s Cold Out There d Conomy S Terrible, Hope High School “Community Haunted High School” plywood signage, graphite, staples, pajamas, white cotton T-Shirt found on the basketball courts of Billy Taylor Park, Kermit the Frog onsie, fine artist student grade acrylic paint, professional artist pastel, some nerve, 18″ tall +-, 2013     3/4 view... Continue reading :-) It’s Cold Out There d Conomy S Terrible