KEITH ALLYN SPENCER

Category: work

No Problemo is Offensive

No Problem is Offensive, plywood and fancy pants art materials/processes: gesso, acrylic transfer, fine artist pastel, matte medium. Dimensions vary (24″ -+). 2014   detailed detail 3/4 view   front-side revealed      

Grow Taller Naturally

Grow Taller Naturally, old plywood board used for student clay projects, fancy gel medium for amateur acrylic transfer, toddler blue jeans, pajama waist band tie, toddler socks, do-it-yourselfer hardware store staples, (144/12)(2)” +-. 2014   rotated 90 degrees   rotated 90 degrees more   flip the script   fold and follow   flip the script again,... Continue reading Grow Taller Naturally

Terry’s Leaves

Terry’s Leaves, wooden book shelf, Angry Birds cotton underwear, toddler blue jeans, cotton tee from YMCA lost-n-found, student abandoned acrylic paint, professional artist pastel, unselfconscious handyman/handywoman staples, 64/8″ tall +-. 2014 backside revealed 3/4 view        

Post-Walmart Moral Hangover

Post-Walmart Moral Hangover, filthy disgusting dusty plywood panel found in the outskirts of Hell, student purchased acrylic paint, 1 nail only God Bless It. Dimensions vary (24″ tall -+), 2014           3/4 view for all the naysayers   print      

Supermarket Sweep

Supermarket Sweep, wooden plank “A”, wooden plank “B”, professional artists pastel, hobbyist acrylic paint, professional stapler staples. 20.20″ tall -+, 2014 3/4 view (backside revealed) (print from with which that shall see-ith before thy father)      

Want Breakfast-N-Bed Sleep N the Kitchen

Want Breakfast-N-Bed Sleep N the Kitchen, some wood, some paint, some pastel bits/dust/chunks, some clay, some thread, some love. 7.77″ tall -+, 2014 quite fidgeting        

Dry Wet Hair w/ Hot Air

Dry Wet Hair w/ Hot Air, too many materials used unworthy of mentioning, 10.10″ wiiide -+, 2014     (backside revealed)      

Everything Not Saved Will B Lost

Everything Not Saved Will B Lost, professional fine artist plywood, amateur fine artist acrylic paint. 9.0″ tall (DIPTYCH) -+, 2014  

Ankle Breaker

Ankle Breaker, wood, paint, water, 13″ -+ tall, 2014   (.75 view)    

Snowoman

Snowoman, solid and liquid materials, 14″ tall -+, 2014 (3/4 view)        

Mrs. Tough Guy

Mrs. Tough Guy, students’ acrylic paint, pastel, plywood, wife’s old worn-out pajamas, staples. 9.99″ tall -+, 2014.   (front_side revealed)     When my wife gets sick, it’s like she’s not even sick. She goes on throughout the day, hard enough as it is, not complaining, not sighing, not nothing — just takes it. Tough!... Continue reading Mrs. Tough Guy

Act Like You Are Quiet

    Act Like You Are Quiet, plywood, plywood, pastel, pastel, pastel, underwear, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple. 14.1441″ tall -+, 2014 (front-side revealed)   3/4 view          

Ample Duds

Ample Duds, particle board, pastel, acrylic paint, staples, found some might say stolen cheap-cologne-reeking “Golf Country Club” t-shirt, 22.00″ tall -+, 2014 (3/4 view) backside revealed

On the Clifff

On the Clifff, plywood, oil pastel, 9″ tall -+ (dimensions vary), 2014      

WIC Kid

WIC Kid, two pieces of plywood, one single piece of fine artist canvas, paint residue, paint, staples, 17.18″ tall -+, 2013             However you wanna display the work is up to you: banana or no banana.

Bobby-Sized

Bobby-Sized, plywood, paint residue, freshly squeezed paint, canvas for artists and craft persons, non-office staples, 13.13″ tall -+, 2013    

Trouble

Trouble., paint, paint residue, grit and grime, plywood, staples, 014.0″ tall +-, 2013 3/4 view   backside revealed      

Easy A

Easy A, two pieces of plywood, paint residue, fine artist canvas, staples, 8.0″ x 018″ -+ (not diptych, thank you], 2013   3/4 view other 3/4 view   Selfie w/ painting and juice box  

Thru His Shadows

Thru His Shadows, pillow minus the fluff, paint, staples, playwood, 20.20″ tall -+, 2013          

Answers Live

Answers Live, found “Pink” pink sweater, my son’s old, outgrown “Angry Birds” underwear (clean), plywood scraps, staples, paint, paint residue, pastel, pastel residue,08.00″ tall -+, 2013              

Any Help Helps

Any Help Helps, cotton canvas for artists, acrylic paint for artists, staples not specifically intended for artists, plywood intended for the city dump, 14.14″ -+ tall, 2013.   The painting was installed and left in my dear neighbor’s house. A nice guy with a real nice little family with kids the same age as ours... Continue reading Any Help Helps

The Department

The Department, plywood, paint, paint, plywood, staples, canvas, canvas, staples, pain in the pain in the, 12.21″ tall -+, 2013         What a pain in the most sensitive part of the human anatomy this painting was. Start with a pretty clear vision for the creative process. Proceed; butt, then, it starts to... Continue reading The Department

Tie Dye Bloomington

Tie Dye Bloomington, plywood (found), acrylic paint (found), latex paint (found), 23.23″ x 22.22″ (dimensions vary), 2013           3/4 view   — I have never seen so many tie-dye t-shirts in my whole entire life — at least one per day here in Bloomington, IN.      

For

For, fine artist materials, handyman materials, average Joe materials, 4.4″ x 6.6″, 2013     backside revealed     3/4 view w/ coffee thermos w/ coffee and my father’s winter work gloves (RIP)