Category Archives: still-life

Long Blink acrylic paint, plywoods, gesso, sand. Size: average height of 3 yr old. Date: 2023 , ,     photoshop rock n roll   , , , , ,

Boot Scoot n Boogie, oil on panels. Size:M. 2020.             no 3/4 view for you, no even lighting for you, no nothing…this is 2020.    

Misleading Experts, oils ons woods panels. Size: XS. 2020     front view           three-quarter view           VH1 music video        

  Living Every Dream, oil on wood panels. Size: XS. 2020     full frontal   3/4 viewing pleasure         MTV music video

The Joy of Stress DVD, oil paint on wood panels. Size: Medium. 2020.  

Impossible Question, oil paint on stretched canvas. Size: breakfast nook tabletop. 202O.  

Understand You Do Not Understand, oil paint on canvas. Size: 65″ flat screen tv 4k. 202o.                 3/4 viewing pleasure        

Candy Breath, oil  paint on stretched abandoned painting with wooden frame(s). Size: love seat. 202o.              

Hate My Dumb Life, oil paint on abandoned student oil painting with Oriented-Strand Board fine artist frame. Size: rug. 20\9.         3/4 viewing pleasure

Illuminati Confirmed, oil on gesso on fine artist stretched canvas. Size: 51.302382″ x 49.89393893″. 2OL9.     fire alarm, sprinkler, electrical outlet, and some other outlet for scale       install any way you want more bang for your … Continue reading →

Mini Frosted Donuts, oil on gesso on canvas on fine artist frame. Size: Picnic blanket. 20l9.     electrical outlet for scale     body for scale

Shindig, oil paint on student grade abandoned stretched canvas. Size: Coffee Table. Z019.     The frame: part protection, part mark.     3/4 viewing pleasure detailed detail      

Twitte, oil on stretched canvas. Size: backyard pool diving board. 20l9.          

Top Ten Dog Plays, oil on abandoned stretched canvas. Size: welcome mat. 20|9.     3/4 view viewing pleasure       trying to see what happens when you put paint on canvas        

Bubble Bath, oil paint on abandoned stretched painting with Oriented Strand Board (OSB) wooden artist’s frame. Size: welcome floor mat. 20l9.          

Largest Island in a Lake on an Island in a Lake on an Island, paint between plastic. Size: XXXXXL. 20|9.   , , , , ,                       fold it,     … Continue reading →

Luck or Skill, oil paint, ink, sandwiched between plastic paintings tarps. Size: double car garage door (extended). 2ol9.         there’s about 3.1 million different ways to install this painting.      

Cereal Yogurt Banana, plastic drop cloth, oil paint, plastic party table covers. Size: Garage Door. 201g.       (install shot: folded almost in half)   full frontal viewpoint perspective        

National Napping Day, vinyl sheeting, acetate, plastic picnic table party cover, oil paint, ink, grommets, magnets. Size: living room rug. 20I9. front-side and/or backside  

My Shirt is Brighter Than Your Future, vinyl, acetate, ink, oil paint, grommets. Size: living room rug. 2O|9.          

Tengo Miedo, ink sandwiched between two vinyl sheets, no paint (officially a drawing). Size: Blankie. 2O19.     other side   install shot bang bang     detailz      

All You All, acrylic and oil paint and marker paint sandwiched between two vinyl sheets. Size: Shower Curtain. 2o19.       front side, or maybe backside…unsure     detailed details  

No te levantes, Baby, paint and ink and pastel sandwiched between two vinyl 2-guage sheets. Size: Beach Towel. 2O19.            

“Longest ‘Yeah Boy’ Ever”, ink, some pastel, paint marker, oil, Gamsol, and banana bread sandwiched between vinyl. Size: Snuggie Americana Blanket (not including Limited Edition Snuggie Socks). 2O19.   , , ,            

Boring Business, ink, acrylic and oil paint, Gamsol, two large transparency sheets. Size: twin size bed blanket. 1988.,          

Grandma Stick, liquid pigment sandwiched between vinyl. Size: Bath towel. 2018-2019.            

Turkey Leg, liquid pigment sandwiched between plastic drop cloths. Size: 108.9382032″ x 144.29389929388293302330″. 2018-2019.                    

Ice Eyes, plastic paint on plastic sheeting. Size: King Sized Comforter. 2022. , , , , ,   , , , , ,   ,           fold it up and tuck away for later ,   … Continue reading →

Slo Mo Poke, professional paint and pastel, professional plastic table party covers, and a material made from cellulose fiber (such as wood pulp) like paper but usually thicker. Size: Clipboard. 2001.          

Puppy Cam, professional paint, professional plastic table party covers, a material made from cellulose fiber (such as wood pulp) like paper but usually thicker. Size: Trapper-Keeper Binder. 2019.     3/4 viewing pleasure    

Father of Four Hears Silence for First Time in Several Years, professional acrylic paint and professional plastic drop cloth with magnet props. Size: placemat. 1983.                            

Cars Destroyed By Bombs, plastic table party covers and styrofoam. Size: Two Everlasting Gobstoppers. 1979.            

Game Face, plastic party table covers and styrofoam. Size: Fruit Bowl. 1999.       w/ prop and w/out prop — prop is of your choosing