Thank God I am Not God

Thank God I am Not God, two abandoned drawing boards, gesso, xerox transfers. Size: L (two parts). 2017.     3/4 view detailed detail                

People Do It

People Do It, homasote panel, gesso, xerox transfers, paper pulp. Size: XXL. 2019.             .75 viewpoint for the purpose of understanding depth in relation to the painting           Two bolts are used for installation here, but use two hundred if you’d prefer.          ... Continue reading People Do It

Me Last Night

Me Last Night, found plywood, xerox transfers, house primer, paper pulp, two screw eye hooks, packaged Keebler Cheese and Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers. Size: XXL. 2021. 3/4 viewpoint on point             detailed detail          

Everybody Lacks Confidence

Everybody Lacks Confidence, oriented strand board aka OSB, acrylic paint for acrylic painting, chalk pastel for pasteling. Size: XS. 2017.     three quarter view     use the hardware like a lil tiny cute shelf to rest a module     backside detail of a detailed detail details detailed      

When the New Guy Messes Up

When the New Guy Messes Up, oriented strand board also known as OSB, professional paint, professional pastels. Size: XS. 2020.     backside revealed      

Choosing Few Suggestions

Choosing Few Suggestions, oriented strand board, acrylic paint for professionals and financially stable art students, pastel. Size: XS. 1987. 3/4 view       3/4 viewing   3/4 viewing pleasure    

New Hairdo

New Hairdo, oriented strand board, amateur acrylic paint. Size: XS. 2021. (gotta put the audio on)      backside revealed    

Overzealous Agitator Might Be A Cop

Overzealous Agitator Might Be A Cop, found drywall, found gesso, xerox transfers, towel rack. Size: XL. 2029.       detail of detail         detail of details             

Click Here to Get 253 Follows

  Click Here to Get 253 Follows , Professional acrylic paint on 100% pre-shrunk cotton. Sizes: S, M, L, XL.   Available via ERRORESHOP.ORG, click HERE   small (front) small (back)   Small (detail)   medium           large (and in charge)     x-large (and in large)      

Car Bra

Car Bra, Oriented Strand Board, charred wood from laser, professional student paint. Size: XS. 1980.         3/4 view point perspective observational study     backside revealed      

Text C to Confirm

Text C to Confirm, professional paint, Oriented Strand Board, charred wood. Size: XS. 2022.   3/4 view      

On Island Time

On Island Time, high density future foam cushions, professional paint, ant baits. Size: XXL. 1988.         detail of a detailed detail’s detail   details’ detailed details d to the tail         detailing detailed deatils       Damn ants…last thing I want to do is kill anything, BUT…..damn ants.  ... Continue reading On Island Time

Classic Kid Move

Classic Kid Move, Oriented Strand Board (OSB), acrylic fine artist fine paint, laser-cutter action. Size: XS. 2033.   3/4 view       full frontal backside revealed      

Everyday s a Friday

Everyday s a Friday, remote controls, plywood, enamel paint not in spray can, professional acrylic paint. Size: XXXL. 2021.         ddeettaaiill         up, down, left, right, front, back, this, that, flipped, flopped, pimped, popped. Let’s do this however.    

Hang Time

Hang Time, fancy fine artist acrylic paint, fancy fine artist chalk pastels, fancy fine artist oil pastel, non-fancy artist laser cutter cuttings, fancy fine artist student wooden panels, piece of packaged gum. Size: S (6 0r 7 parts). 2029.     .75 viewpoint perspective aka three-quarter viewpoint perspective       detail of a detailed... Continue reading Hang Time

As If

As If, lost-n-found t-shirt, body odor, acrylic paint. Size: M. 2022.        

Cougar Leader

Cougar Leader, lost-n-found t-shirt, gesso, acrylic paint. Size: M. 2017.         3/4 view                

RE Gallery

Boys Do Cry at RE Gallery, Dallas, Texas 2015   (photos courtesy of RE Gallery, thnx RE Gallery)

Make Money From Home

Make Money From Home, found plywood pothole cover, professional student acrylic paint. Size: Large. 2020. .75 viewpoint perspective         .75 view detail of detailed detail      

The Owls R Not What They Seem

The Owls R Not What They Seem, oriented strand board, professional amateur acrylic paint, professional amateur pastel. Size: X-Small. 2024     front   3/4         frontal   3/4 — whatever is clever  

Get WILD About Reading

Get WILD About Reading, pine, xerox transfer(s), amateur acrylic paint, found wooden doorstop, found rubber doorstop, nails, paper pulp. Size: Medium. 1997  

Follow For Follow

Follow For Follow, found circular plywood board, multiple lost-n-found t-shirts, dust rags, youth soccer team jersey, jean seams, professional acrylic paint, Arrow brand staples. Size: Large. 2022.       full frontal          

Remember Who You Wanted To B

Remember Who You Wanted To B, discarded plywood, discarded acrylic tube paint, not-for-graffiti-art enamel spray paint, acrylic interior flat house paint, departmental gesso, staples, laser jet print acrylic transfer, standard US computer paper for laser jet print acrylic transfers, found transparent gift wrapping paper, packaged granola bar. Size: XL. 2025         3/4... Continue reading Remember Who You Wanted To B

Doors Open at 8

Doors Open at 8, acrylic paint, Nike Dri-Fit found workout gear. Size: XL (kids). 2022  

Dance Party USA

Dance Party USA, acrylic paint, Nautica brand t-shirt from the YMCA brand lost-n-found. Size: L. 2019        

I Love My Mom Because

I Love My Mom Because, cotton t-shirt given to mothers on Mother’s Day at the Indianapolis Indians minor league baseball team, plywood scrap from a plywood heap, acrylic paint. Size: Medium. 2033.   full frontal   3/4 view   backside revealed      

WWC

WWC, lost-n-found cotton t-shirt, acrylic house paint, acrylic art student paint, Arrow brand staples. Size: Small (triptych). 2020 3/4 view for your viewing pleasure        

Slow Clap

Slow Clap, pine wood, acrylic paint, gesso, one  nail, kitchen cupboard items (when needed). Size: Small. 1984.    

Sipping Tea at the White House

Sipping Tea at the White House, lost-n-found T-shirt, professional acrylic paint, professional household bleach. Size: L. 2022  

Boys Do Cry

Boys Do Cry, Oriented Strand Board (OSB) customarily  used for sheathing in homes across the nation, paint contractor’s preferred acrylic latex paint (white), and fine artist fine professional paint for professional fine artist painters. Size: XL. 2022.        

Yves Klein Archives

Not Abstraction  Keith Allyn Spencer Kate Steciw Thomas Wachholz Yves Klein Archives in conjunction with New Galerie (Paris), curated by Ché Zara Blomfield from the Composing Rooms Oct. 20-24, 2014        

Toddlers Killed More Americans This Year Than Terrorists Did

Toddlers Killed More Americans This Year Than Terrorists Did, professional plywood, professional house paint leftover from Indiana University-Bloomington Fine Arts Department McKinney Visiting Artist Lecture Series Fundamentals Area Workshop by artist Nathan Green, amateur acrylic paint. Size: Large to Medium (vary upon installation). 1981. :)   3/4 backside revealed veiwpoint perspective   backside flipped and flopped... Continue reading Toddlers Killed More Americans This Year Than Terrorists Did

Feel Like All the Bad Words

Feel Like All the Bad Words, acrylic gel matte medium transfer thingie (w/ laser jet printouts), yellow acrylic paint for professionals, gesso for amateurs, latex house paint residue, thin strong planes of wood laminated together to form an even stronger more durable material. Size: Large. 1979.       backside revealed via studio installation photograph... Continue reading Feel Like All the Bad Words

Share in Two Seconds iF You Love Your Mom

Share in Two Seconds iF You Love Your Mom, plywood wood, acrylic paint paint, oil pastel pastel, chalk pastel pastel and spray fixative fixative. Dimensions vary as Installation varies. Size: L. 2023. front view     front viewsss 3/4 view          

Just to Get A Happy Birthday on Your WaLL

Just to Get A Happy Birthday on Your WaLL, plywood, paint, pastels, nails (not Lee Press On Nails). Size: Medium. 2019. Spin Spin Sugar   exhibit display whichever which way        

Such is the Future of Education

Such is the Future of Education, found expensive plywood naively thrown away by some youngsta, art department purchased gesso from departmental bulk order budget, art department purchased acrylic paint from student lab fees, married family man purchased professional chalk pastels taken from children’s future college fund or own retirement fund. Size: Medium. 1997.   3/4 viewing... Continue reading Such is the Future of Education

Buy OR Make Your Own #Salsa

Buy OR Make Your Own #Salsa, found but then lost but then rediscovered again plywood, professional acrylic paint for professionals, professional oil pastels for professional oil pastelers, professional chalk pastel for professional chalk pastelers. Size: Medium. 2021.   3/4 viewer     rotate           switch-stance: sometimes you just wanna turn it around and... Continue reading Buy OR Make Your Own #Salsa

Dad Jeans

Dad Jeans, piece of abandoned plywood, acrylic medium gel laser jet print transfer something, acrylic paint, gesso. 14.14″ tall +-. 2017.       3/4 view     (backside NOT revealed)        

Repost OR 7 Years Bad Luck

Repost OR 7 Years Bad Luck, found plywood panel, found artist canvas, purchased yet reimbursed fine artist acrylic paint for collaboration with fashion designer, purchased fine artist chalk and oil pastels, purchased Arrow brand staples (T-50). Size: Large. 2016.     flip fl!p 3/4 viewpoint for you viewing pleasure details details details   backside and son... Continue reading Repost OR 7 Years Bad Luck

White Privilege Like You Do

White Privilege Like You Do, recovered t-shirt from YMCA lost-n-found, acrylic paint for white basketball players. Size: X-Large. 2019     #34 represents the number worn by the “Cutters” in the movie Breaking Away — a story based in Bloomington, Indiana about kids always wanting to cut in line.    

Old Woman Truck

Old Woman Truck, Ralph Lauren Sport”” t-shirt recovered from YMCA lost-n-found in Girls Locker Room, household bleach, household fine artist acrylic paint. Size: Large (Women’s). 1999.      

No Mo Apologiez

No Mo Apologiez, found and re-purposed construction-site plywood, amateur acrylic paint for professionals. Size: XL. 2016. no back no front. what detail of detailed installation shot             i like this right ‘ere    

You Aint From ‘ere. Dont Come ‘ere

You Aint From ‘ere. Dont Come ‘ere, found abandoned plywood, laser jet acrylic medium professional artist transfer, acrylic paint, gesso. Size: Large. 2020    flipt’ the script installation shot     180 degrees, substitute re-position unlock interlocking mechanism bent backwards then forwards diagonally         3/4 view detail of details   .75 view... Continue reading You Aint From ‘ere. Dont Come ‘ere

Comfort Return

Comfort Return, professional artist cotton canvas, paint, grime, baby onesie pajamas, found lost-n-found Disney bikini strap, plywood, staples, fine artist chalk pastels. Size: Small. 2066. frontal   3/4 view   backside revealed alternate frontal   alternate frontal 3/4 view          

Breathing & Running

Breathing & Running, “Golden Acrylics” cotton t-shirt made w/ “Liquitex” acrylic paint and everyday household bleach. Size: XL. 2023  

Incomun!cado

Incomun!cado, plywood strips, old socks (kidz and toddlerz), Angry Birds pajama scraps, pieces of 10 year old swimming trunks originally purchased for honeymoon in Jamaica, professional painter oil pastels and professional artist chalk pastels, T-50 sized Arrow staples. Size: Medium. 2021. add some bits, rotate if u wish   however u wanna shot it, bus’... Continue reading Incomun!cado

2 da Store 2 Buy NUTHIN

2 da Store 2 Buy NUTHIN, American Red Cross cotton t-shirt from YMCA lost-n-found and acrylic paint for fine artist professionals. Size: XL. 2019   #s on the back of the Tee so you r always ready to play a pick-up game of basketball. Gotta have a number so your teammates can better distinguish  WHO is... Continue reading 2 da Store 2 Buy NUTHIN

Simon Oldfield Gallery

Knock Off Shop with Michael Pybus featuring Keith Allyn Spencer, part of Honeymoon Suite exhibit @ Simon Oldfield Gallery — June 11 thru June 12, 2014         Michael Pybus is  D’ FN man —- check work here (http://www.michaelpybus.com/)

Perfect for this momenT

Perfect for this momenT, kid socks, toddler socks, Angry Birds pajamas, Old Navy kid pants scraps, baby onesie,  portion of 10 year old swimming trunks taken to Jamaica for Honeymoon (Bob Marley R.I.P.), professional oil pastels, amateur chalk pastels, hobbyist grade acrylic paint NOT purchased from Hobby Lobby (BOOOOOO! thumbs down for Hobby Lobby ).... Continue reading Perfect for this momenT

You can form a Frontline Dfense Battalion of Idiots With All of the Above.

You can form a Frontline Dfense Battalion of Idiots With All of the Above., purchased Hanes cotton t-shirt because Michael Air Jordan is the best (hopefully manufactured in humane working conditions), professional acrylic paint abandoned by academics, household bleach used by Mr . Moms everywhere. Dimensions: XL. 2021.    

000,000,000

000,000,000, not lost-n-found t-shirt from Target (made in Haiti, hopefully in humane working conditions), acrylic and bleach (also, hopefully made in humane working conditions). Dimensions: Medium.  2020.

Teeth Grind

Teeth Grind, found Pac-Man T-shirt from YMCA lost n found, acrylic paint/pain and bleach.  Dimensions: Large. 2014.

Against the Wind

Against the Wind, abandoned academic plywood, academic acrylic paint, academic office colored copier paper, professional acrylic matte medium. Dimensions: Large. Summer 2114.

STOP PUSH

STOP PUSH, abandoned academic plywood and pastels (various sorts). Dimensions: Large,  3014 .

Yeah U ve Gotta Friend N Me

Yeah U ve Gotta Friend N Me, acrylic paint, bleach, found lost – – found t-shirt. Dimensions: Large. 2014

College Mall kiosk

          Pieces installed and left at College Mall, 2894 E 3rd St, Bloomington, IN 47401.      

Happy Struggling

Happy Struggling, portion of found wooden bookshelf shelf, 60lb professional grade professional drawer drawing paper, water, acrylic matte medium, oil pastels and acrylic fancy paint, 7.77″ tall -+, 2014.   3/4 view     backside revealed              

Call Me

Call Me, found lost-n-found “Know Jesus” t-shirt, staples, plywood, acrylic and pastels, 16.6″ tall -+. 2014               back to the side    

Automatic Classic

  Automatic Classic, plywood, acrylic paint, one nail (revised: staples, socks, cut-off pajama onsie footie, oil pastels from fine art store, chalk pastels from local institution. 22.22″ -+, 2014.     / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /... Continue reading Automatic Classic

Juicys Gallery

Everything Not Saved Will B Lost www.juicysgallery.info Manhattan Mini Storage 220 South Street Room 02865, New York, New YorkF at 2nd Ave.        

Pulse NYC

    (above photo courtesy of PULSE) PHALANX [IMPULSE], Booth C2 — at PULSE Contemporary Art Fair  

Left Footed

Left Footed, acrylic paint on plywood with lost-n-found toddler t-shirt and staples, 12.12″ x 5.5″ -+, 2014      

Drawing From Bed

    Drawing From Bed, acrylic paint, bleach, cotton t-shirt made in Honduras. Dimensions: Large. 2014    

On “They Live”

  On “They Live”, acrylic paint on cotton/polyester blend t-shirt made in Honduras. Dimension: Medium. 2014    

Revolutionized Twentieth Century

  Revolutionized Twentieth Century, acrylic paint on cotton t-shirt made in Honduras. Dimensions: Medium. 2014 backside on paper — same title same bits            

Sculpture of Homeless Jesus

  (detail of detailed detail) Sculpture of Homeless Jesus,  acrylic paint on cotton/polyester mix t-shirt made in Honduras. Dimensions: Large. 2014       up-side-down      

David Foster Wallace Was Right

  David Foster Wallace Was Right, acrylic paint, bleach, cotton-t made in Honduras, “wrangler” stencil. Dimensions: Large. 2014   backside revealed     on paper, monoprint , 18 x 24 -+   3/4

New Bill Aims to Curb Overzealous Photoshopping

New Bill Aims to Curb Overzealous Photoshopping, wooden book shelf, gesso, acrylic matte medium transfer w/ laser jet print minus the paper pulp, pastel, staples, sock, pajama string, 11″ tall -+, 2014      

Gateway Everything

Gateway Everything, gots plywood, gots artist pastel, gots lost-n-found toddler cotton t-shirt, gots old pillow case, gots amateur acrylic paint, gots staples. Dimensions vary: 24″ tall -+. 2014 detail   3/4 view          

Good Guy Discount

Good Guy Discount, discarded plywood hole cover, professional grade acrylic paint, retrieved Nike Fit athletic wear shirt from YMCA lost-n-found, staples. Dimensions vary: 30″ +-. 2014     3/4 view .75 viewpoint    

Love Shaq

Love Shaq, wood, acrylic paint, paper, staples, water, matte medium. 9.99″ tall -+. 2014         backside      

No Problemo is Offensive

No Problem is Offensive, plywood and fancy pants art materials/processes: gesso, acrylic transfer, fine artist pastel, matte medium. Dimensions vary (24″ -+). 2014   detailed detail 3/4 view   front-side revealed      

Grow Taller Naturally

Grow Taller Naturally, old plywood board used for student clay projects, fancy gel medium for amateur acrylic transfer, toddler blue jeans, pajama waist band tie, toddler socks, do-it-yourselfer hardware store staples, (144/12)(2)” +-. 2014   rotated 90 degrees   rotated 90 degrees more   flip the script   fold and follow   flip the script again,... Continue reading Grow Taller Naturally

Terry’s Leaves

Terry’s Leaves, wooden book shelf, Angry Birds cotton underwear, toddler blue jeans, cotton tee from YMCA lost-n-found, student abandoned acrylic paint, professional artist pastel, unselfconscious handyman/handywoman staples, 64/8″ tall +-. 2014 backside revealed 3/4 view        

Post-Walmart Moral Hangover

Post-Walmart Moral Hangover, filthy disgusting dusty plywood panel found in the outskirts of Hell, student purchased acrylic paint, 1 nail only God Bless It. Dimensions vary (24″ tall -+), 2014           3/4 view for all the naysayers   print      

Supermarket Sweep

Supermarket Sweep, wooden plank “A”, wooden plank “B”, professional artists pastel, hobbyist acrylic paint, professional stapler staples. 20.20″ tall -+, 2014 3/4 view (backside revealed) (print from with which that shall see-ith before thy father)      

Want Breakfast-N-Bed Sleep N the Kitchen

Want Breakfast-N-Bed Sleep N the Kitchen, some wood, some paint, some pastel bits/dust/chunks, some clay, some thread, some love. 7.77″ tall -+, 2014 quite fidgeting        

Dry Wet Hair w/ Hot Air

Dry Wet Hair w/ Hot Air, too many materials used unworthy of mentioning, 10.10″ wiiide -+, 2014     (backside revealed)      

Everything Not Saved Will B Lost

Everything Not Saved Will B Lost, professional fine artist plywood, amateur fine artist acrylic paint. 9.0″ tall (DIPTYCH) -+, 2014  

Ankle Breaker

Ankle Breaker, wood, paint, water, 13″ -+ tall, 2014   (.75 view)    

Snowoman

Snowoman, solid and liquid materials, 14″ tall -+, 2014 (3/4 view)        

Mrs. Tough Guy

Mrs. Tough Guy, students’ acrylic paint, pastel, plywood, wife’s old worn-out pajamas, staples. 9.99″ tall -+, 2014.   (front_side revealed)     When my wife gets sick, it’s like she’s not even sick. She goes on throughout the day, hard enough as it is, not complaining, not sighing, not nothing — just takes it. Tough!... Continue reading Mrs. Tough Guy

Act Like You Are Quiet

    Act Like You Are Quiet, plywood, plywood, pastel, pastel, pastel, underwear, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple, staple. 14.1441″ tall -+, 2014 (front-side revealed)   3/4 view          

Ample Duds

Ample Duds, particle board, pastel, acrylic paint, staples, found some might say stolen cheap-cologne-reeking “Golf Country Club” t-shirt, 22.00″ tall -+, 2014 (3/4 view) backside revealed

On the Clifff

On the Clifff, plywood, oil pastel, 9″ tall -+ (dimensions vary), 2014      

WIC Kid

WIC Kid, two pieces of plywood, one single piece of fine artist canvas, paint residue, paint, staples, 17.18″ tall -+, 2013             However you wanna display the work is up to you: banana or no banana.

Bobby-Sized

Bobby-Sized, plywood, paint residue, freshly squeezed paint, canvas for artists and craft persons, non-office staples, 13.13″ tall -+, 2013    

Trouble

Trouble., paint, paint residue, grit and grime, plywood, staples, 014.0″ tall +-, 2013 3/4 view   backside revealed      

Easy A

Easy A, two pieces of plywood, paint residue, fine artist canvas, staples, 8.0″ x 018″ -+ (not diptych, thank you], 2013   3/4 view other 3/4 view   Selfie w/ painting and juice box  

Thru His Shadows

Thru His Shadows, pillow minus the fluff, paint, staples, playwood, 20.20″ tall -+, 2013          

Answers Live

Answers Live, found “Pink” pink sweater, my son’s old, outgrown “Angry Birds” underwear (clean), plywood scraps, staples, paint, paint residue, pastel, pastel residue,08.00″ tall -+, 2013              

Any Help Helps

Any Help Helps, cotton canvas for artists, acrylic paint for artists, staples not specifically intended for artists, plywood intended for the city dump, 14.14″ -+ tall, 2013.   The painting was installed and left in my dear neighbor’s house. A nice guy with a real nice little family with kids the same age as ours... Continue reading Any Help Helps

The Department

The Department, plywood, paint, paint, plywood, staples, canvas, canvas, staples, pain in the pain in the, 12.21″ tall -+, 2013         What a pain in the most sensitive part of the human anatomy this painting was. Start with a pretty clear vision for the creative process. Proceed; butt, then, it starts to... Continue reading The Department

Tie Dye Bloomington

Tie Dye Bloomington, plywood (found), acrylic paint (found), latex paint (found), 23.23″ x 22.22″ (dimensions vary), 2013           3/4 view   — I have never seen so many tie-dye t-shirts in my whole entire life — at least one per day here in Bloomington, IN.      

For

For, fine artist materials, handyman materials, average Joe materials, 4.4″ x 6.6″, 2013     backside revealed     3/4 view w/ coffee thermos w/ coffee and my father’s winter work gloves (RIP)      

Jazzercise

Jazzercise, found “Hello Kitty” cotton sweater, fine artist oil pastel, fine student artist pastel bits, acrylic paint, plywood, staples, 14.14″ x 13.13″, 2013      

Mud, Blood and Beer

Mud, Blood and Beer, wood, paint, spit, tears. 13″.13″ x 11.11″ +- (dimensions vary), 2013  

Breaking Bad Addictions

Breaking Bad Addictions, plywood, pillow case, professional student grade acrylic paint, staples, 11.11″ x 9.9″ +-, 2013      

Everything Wrong With The World

Everything Wrong With The World, artist canvas, artist pastel bits, artist acrylic paint, artist staples, 14″ x 13.99″ +-, 2013      

I See said the Blind Man

I See said the Blind Man, plywood, blood, tears, nail. Dimensions vary” 10.00″ – 20.00″ tall +-, 2013      

Chorizo iz in Your Blood

Chorizo iz in Your Blood, found mechanic’s rag, acrylic, acrylic water, plywood, staples. 5.01″ tall +-, 2013

pOnytail eXpress

    Installed and left at Pizza Hut, located at 110 E. Winslow Road, Bloomington, Indiana.   pOnytail eXpress, ol’ dirty dishrag, various plywood parts, professional student grade acrylic paint, staples. 11.11″ tall +-, 2013        

Meeting of Flat Earth Society

Meeting of Flat Earth Society, thing pieces of wood laminated together, found kidz cotton T, student grade acrylic paint, staples, earth, wood knot, professional grade pastel bits. Dimensions vary: 14.32293″ tall/19.99″ tall +- (two parts), 2013      

No Skateboarding, Rollerblading, BMXing, OR Grinding

No Skateboarding, Rollerblading, BMXing, OR Grinding, found Victoria’s Secret PINK sweatshirt, fine artist acrylic paint, fine artist pastel bits, plywood, staples. 9.99″ tall +-, 2013. Installed and left at AMC Showcase Bloomington 11, 1351 S College Mall Rd, Bloomington, IN 47401. backside revealed   3/4 view

Adjust Your Tracking

  Adjust Your Tracking, kidz cotton T-shirt from lost-n-found, plywood, staples, pastels, paint. 13.000″ tall +-, 2013 3/4 view backside revealed fresh and clean      

Fathers Kissing Sons

Fathers Kissing Sons, still-life cotton bed sheet, fine artist student grade oil sticks, Kingsford charcoal, Sharpie ink, Arrow staples, 9.99999″ tall +-, 2013            

Scooters R Big Here

Scooters R Big Here, fine artists pastel, fine artists acrylic paint, fine artists plywood, fine artists staples, and the worst worst WORST smelling found jacket ever in the history of mankind — probably from a fine artist. 15.5544″ tall +-. 2013 3/4 view   backside revealed   3/4 view GO TROYANOS! — visit    

Little Buy Little

Little Buy Little, greasy oily oil sticks, still-life cotton bed sheet, thin sheets of wood laminated together aka plywood, staples, 5″ tall +-, 2013 3/4 view     backside revealed      

Birthday Cake W/ Food Stamps

Birthday Cake W/ Food Stamps, plywood A, plywood B, plywood C, bone-dry gesso, fine artists pastel, paint contractors drop-cloth canvas, 19.9″ tall +-, 2013    

You Can Just Feel Everybody Hating You Right Now

You Can Just Feel Everybody Hating You Right Now, oil painters oil paint, oil painters canvas, construction workers plywood, handyman staples, 7″ tall +-, 2013   3/4 view backside revealed        

This iZ Racism N America

This iZ Racism N America, “National Guard” t-shirt stolen-abandoned-found, panties, baby onesie, referee jersey stolen-abandoned-found, some kid’s sweatshirt, student grade pastel, professional student grade acrylic paint, staples, plywood, 24″ tall +-, 2013    

That s That

That s That, soft colorful pliable material, chalky material, dense material, metal material, woven material, student grade material, professional material, 25″ tall +-, 2013      

Tha Worst Shopping Cart EVER

Tha Worst Shopping Cart EVER, wood, recovered abandoned cotton t-shirt, staples, paint, pastel, pastel, paint, 5.999999999991″ tall +-, 2013       backside revealed    

Enjoy Em Now Because 16 is Murder

Enjoy Em Now Because 16 is MURDER, my son’s old outgrown Angry Birds underwear (clean), wood, staples, negative space, shadow, 6.91″ tall +-, 2013   3/4 view 3/4 view       M<3M          

Dangerously Tooo Hopeful

Dangerously Tooo Hopeful, wood, paint, pastel, the urge to almost throw this one in the trash receptacle, 4.98765″ tall +-, 2013       mooned    

Fat With A P H D

    Fat With A P H D, fine artist fine oil paint on student grade drawing paper, 18” x 12”, 2013 (hand printed edition of 10)                        

Fat With a P H D

Fat With a P H D,,, excavated 100 year old plywood sign, staples, 15″ tall +- (dimensions vary_), 2013   /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////   Fat With A P H D, fine artist fine oil paint on student grade drawing paper, 18” x 12”, 2013 (hand printed edition of 10)  

Synonym 4 Hardcore

Synonym 4 Hardcore, found referee jersey, found wood, found board, professionally found student grade acrylic paint, amateur oil pastel, novice pastel, staples, a lil’ uneasiness, 23″ tall +-, 2013      

No Buddy Luvs No 1

No Buddy Luvs No 1, found wrestling singlet, found pine board, found acrylic paint, found pastel/pastel bits/pastel dust, 13″ tall +-, 2013      

Middle O Night Fire Alarm Low Battery Alert

Middle O Night Fire Alarm Low Battery Alert, found wrestling singlet, fine artist acrylic paint, fine art student pastel, fine found wood panel, staples, 8″ tall +-, 2013   front-side revealed 3/4 view         3/4 view

So Much Easier To Live N Fool Despair

            So Much Easier To Live N Fool Despair,  non-art materials, art materials, 7″ tall +-, 2013                      

There S A Snake N My Boot

There S A Snake N My Boot, canvas, paint, pastel, wood, staples, blah, blah, blah, blahhh. 12″ tall +-, 2013 Installed and left at Kroger, located at 528 S College Ave, Bloomington, IN 47403.       Tah. Dahhhh. (backside revealed)       This painting wan’t necessarily one of my favorites for quite some time. I had... Continue reading There S A Snake N My Boot

Twilight Zone Defense

Twilight Zone Defense,  found t-shirt at Mt.Hope Recreation Center basketball court, plywood, paint, pastel, staples, boredom. 10″ tall +-, 2013   backside revealed               3/4 view      

Our Husbands Can Get Together This Week and Bake Somethang

Our Husbands Can Get Together This Week and Bake Somethang, my childhood baby blanket, professional student grade acrylic paint, professional fine artist grade pastel chunks and dust, wooden crate side panel, staples,  jeans, 37.43″ tall +-. 2013       (backside revealed)      

Dunks of tha Weak

Dunks of tha Weak, cotton bed-sheet, my son’s baby tooth, professional fine artist pastel, professional fine artist pastel dust, professional fine artist pastel chunks, professional art student grade acrylic paint, staples, leftover plywood crate wall. 18.39399393993993939″ tall +-, 2013 detail shot of baby tooth in painting (middle of picture plane)         backside... Continue reading Dunks of tha Weak

Tha Odyssey of Tha Mind

Tha Odyssey of Tha Mind, paint contractor’s canvas drop-cloth, student grade acrylic paint, discarded/found Hope High School “Community Haunted High School” plywood signage, staples, 7.33″ tall +-, 2013 Installed and left at Mt. Hope Recreation Center, 438 Hope Street, Providence, Rhode Island.   3/4 view   backside revealed    

Leaving La Vida Loca

Leaving La Vida Loca, found foam, professional student grade acrylic paint, paperclip, 10″ tall +-, 2013. Installed and left at Target, 2966 E. 3rd Street, College Mall, Bloomington, IN.   3/4 view, front-side 3/4 view, backside 3/4 view, front-side, right-side-up   backside, up-side-down    

Hank Aaron Hit Hank Aaron’s 755th Homerun

Hank Aaron Hit Hank Aaron’s 755th Homerun, 2 found cotton t-shirt from the hardcore basketball courts of Billy Taylor Park located atop Cypress Hill, Providence, Rhode Island; discarded/found Hope High School “Community Haunted High School” plywood signage, staples, student grade acrylic paint, professional grade acrylic paint, professional student grade pastel. Dimension: 24.4″ tall +-, 2013 3/4 view  ... Continue reading Hank Aaron Hit Hank Aaron’s 755th Homerun

F I Smoked Cigarettes I ‘ d B Smoking 1 Right NOW

  F I Smoked Cigarettes I ‘ d B Smoking 1 Right NOW, discarded/found Hope High School “Community Haunted High School” plywood signage, professional acrylic paint, professional chalk pastels, professional staples, professional professionalism, found T-shirt from the hard-knock basketball courts of Billy Taylor Park, Providence, RI. (144/12 x 2)” tall +-, 2013 3/4 view   backside... Continue reading F I Smoked Cigarettes I ‘ d B Smoking 1 Right NOW

Good 1s Stay Ready

  Good 1s Stay Ready, plywood, plywood, discarded/found Hope High School “Community Haunted High School” plywood signage tid bit, found rock-cement mixture from driveway.   3/4 view = .75 view    

Laser High 5

Laser High 5, section of my son’s wooden dresser drawer, his old underwear, staples, 5.01″ tall +-, 2013          

Parents have Parents

      Parents have Parents, “Hanes” cotton t-shirt (size: large and n charge), discarded/found Hope High School “Community Haunted High School” plywood signage, professional student grade acrylic paint, charcoal, pastel, staples, 48/2″ tall +-, 2013     backside revealed for your viewing pleasure      

Clouds S Falling

Clouds S Falling, washcloth, plywoods, student grade store brand acrylic paint, pastel chunks, pastel bits, pastel dust, staples, charcoal, paint contractors canvas drop-cloth, 6.66666″ tall +-, 2013 3/4 view     Local Forecast: Full Moon (backside revealed)        

Aint Rich Butt Lord I Fly

  Aint Rich Butt Lord I Fly, green chile burlap sack, professional grade plywood, fine artist gesso, student grade acrylic paint, pastel bits, pastel dust, tailgater charcoal, staples, 20.1″ tall +-, 2013 Installed and left at Rhode Island Credit Union, 160 Francis Street, Providence, Rhode Island (always great service!)   3/4 view   backside revealed and... Continue reading Aint Rich Butt Lord I Fly

NRA es tha Westboro Baptist Church

  NRA es tha Westboro Baptist Church,  Hope High School “Community Haunted High School” plywood signage, nail, 121/11″ tall +-, 2013 3/4 view        

Wolf Larsen vs. Death Larsen

  Wolf Larsen vs. Death Larsen, firewood, grime, filth, paint residue, debris, 14″ tall -+ (dminesoins vray), 2013                    

Air Hunger

  Air Hunger, paint, underwear(s), pastel chunks/dust, staples, wood scraps, 5.5555555555555555555555555555555″ tall +-, 2013   3/4 view   3/4 view        

I Like Lookin Thru D Window 2 C D Desert

  I Like Lookin Thru D Window 2 C D Desert, plywood, particle board, floor board, acrylic, gesso, pastel, nail, 11.000011″ tall +-, 2013                   

F u don’t have Tamales U dont have Christma$

F u don’t have Tamales U dont have Christma$, fireplace wood, scrap wood, plywood, dust, debris, student grade professional grade paint-contractor paint, tension, pressure, gravity, 2012                      

How to Greet Your Dying Father

  How to Greet Your Dying Father, fine artist fine canvas, student grade acrylic paint for professionals, abandoned plywood, staples, 48.9493930″ tall +-, 2012 — Installed and left in abandoned home, Providence, RI.   Bad sign = abandoned house w/ phone books piling up outside, broken windows unfixed for years, weeds, dead trees leaning and the... Continue reading How to Greet Your Dying Father

The Grass S Always Greener

The Grass S Always Greener, plywood, “I Buy Junk Cars LLC” flier, flour, water, 10 1/2″ +-, 2012        

IM what i AM

IM what i AM, dust, dust rag, “Endust”, wood, student grade acrylic fine artist professional paint, staples, 700/100″ tall +-, 2012 Installed/left at the Hanley Building, 3rd floor, Providence, RI, 56 Pine Street   front-side revealed, or is it the backside revealed ?          

almost Relevant — OFG

  >>Art Review: At Oliver Francis Gallery, Dirty Underwear, Lost and Found view more installation pics at OliverFrancisGallery.com  

Sueño tus Sueños

  Sueño tus Sueños, bark, plywood for professionals, student grade acrylic paint for professionals, spray paint for graffiti vandals (not lawn chairs), steel, 7.07014021028″ tall +-, 2012     (front-side revealed)    

Roses are Roses, Violets are Violets. Red is Red. Blue is Blue.

  Roses are Roses, Violets are Violets. Red is Red. Blue is Blue., found sweaty black Sean Jean t-shirt, wooden crate scraps, fine artist grade pastel, professional student grade acrylic paint, staples, 16.123456789″ tall – +, 2012          

A $ure Thang in uh un$ure World

  A $ure Thang in uh un$ure World, pink dirty-dishwater rag, student grade acrylic paint, professional fine artist pastel bits, sandbox sand, bored board, flannel Thomas the Train pajamas, 7.987654321″ tall -+, 2012      

U want to know who wants U

  U want to know who wants U, gray wife-beater shirt found on the basketball courts of Billy Taylor Park, wooden crate scraps, fine artist pastel, sandbox sand from Martin Luther King, Jr. Elementary School, 196.938″/14″ tall -+, 2012          

I Buy Junk Cars LLC

  I Buy Junk Cars LLC, stolen guerrilla advert flier pasted and stapled on painting stretcher and replaced to original location, 10″ tall -+, 2012. RIPTA bus #42 Route, stop off Hope St. near Olney St., Providence, Rhode Island