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Dad’s got Cancer

Posted on 06/01/2012 by keithallyn

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McDonalds Fall

Posted on 05/31/2012 by keithallyn

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Sons, Swings and Train Wreck

Posted on 05/31/2012 by keithallyn

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Sushi!

Posted on 05/24/2012 by keithallyn

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Economic Vomit
True Facts
Nice Fight exhibition
Nice Fight
Long Blink
Boot Scoot n Boogie
Misleading Experts
Living Every Dream
The Joy of Stress DVD
Impossible Question
Understand You Do Not Understand
Candy Breath
Hate My Dumb Life
Illuminati Confirmed
Mini Frosted Donuts
Shindig
hel…p
Twittie
Top Ten Dog Plays
Bubble Bath
Largest Island in a Lake on an Island in a Lake on an Island
Luck or Skill
Cereal Yogurt Banana
National Napping Day
My Shirt is Brighter Than Your Future
Tengo Miedo
All You All
No te levantes, Baby
Longest ‘Yeah Boy’ Ever
Boring Business
Grandma Stick
Turkey Leg
Ice Eyes
Slo Mo Poke
Puppy Cam
Father of Four Hears Silence for First Time in Several Years
Cars Destroyed By Bombs
Game Face
Nana Mary
Mustard Ketchup Bottle
NOT HOT
For Justice
Fist Pump
Quantum Leap
Cops Ahead
I Don’t Get Paid Until You Get Paid
Kindergarten Cop
2 MIT Grads Built an Algorithm to Match You with Wine. Take the Quiz to See Your Matches!
This How White People Smile When You Pass Them On the Street
Wiggle Stick
Youngest Child Ever
Hard Hat Cowboy Hat
Somebody Told Somebody Something
Souvenir Cup
Me As A Parent
Dogs Are Better Than Cats
KSWERIFOR
Guy With Cornrows Eats Corn While Listening to Korn
17 Before-and-After Pictures Guaranteed to Cleanse Your Soul
Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 5555…
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UPCOMING
Puppy or Bagel?
Our Buddy’s Step Sister Makes 82 an Hour on Internet. She Unemployed For 3 mos. Previous Month Income Was 14813 Working From Home 2hrs/day
Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam with Full Force
17 Before-and-After Pictures Guaranteed to Cleanse Your Soul
Clipboards
Nine Ten
Soft Touch
Personal Space
Pre-Madonna
Sweaty Palms
Acapulco
Dipstick
Starter Pack
Air Bud
Cuddle Bug
Entertainment Tonight
Lazy Eye
Potato Chips
School Pizza
Mood
Turtleneck
Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 5555…
Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 5555…
Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 5555…
Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 5555…
OxGord Economy Auto Cover – 1 Layer Dust Cover – Lowest Price – Ready-Fit / Semi Glove Fit fro SUV, Van, and Truck – Fits up to 206 Inches
Skylab Gallery
You vs The Guy She Tells You Not To Worry About
Jet Ski Gang
Believe Me
Body Language
Clinic
Sent From My Verizon, Samsung Galaxy Smartphone
Karl Kani

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Chris Domenick
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Colin Williams
Collin Hatton
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Daniel Arango
Dave Ford
Douglas Melini
Em Rooney
Evan Altman
Field Kallop
Francisco Moreno
Hannah Abelow
Hilary Doyle
Jeff K. Hale
Jennifer Sim
Jenny J. Lee
John Berry
Jordan Baumgarten
Kanishka Raja
Kate Bae
Katie Bell
Kevin Arnold
Kimo Nelson
Leigh Tarentino
Lila Jarzombek
Lorenzo Hurtado
Lumin Wakoa
Martin Smick
Melanie Sinclair
Micaela de Vivero
Michael Pybus
Michelle Rawlings
Mike Calway-Fagen
Mike Schreiber
Mimi Cabell
Nathan Green
Nell Painter
Nick Carter
Nick Ferreira
OFG
Paul Housberg
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Peter Shear
Phoebe Stubbs
Pushkin & Gogol
Rachel Klinghoffer
RC Slayer
RK
Ron Abram
Rubens Ghenov
Sam Keller
Sheila Wilson
Sofie Ramos
Stefan Gunn
Ted Gahl
The Composing Rooms
Tom Scicluna
Zach Seeger
Zeque Penya
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Props

Fruit, Fan, Packaged Granola Bar, Pain Reliever Medicine, Packaged Gum, Remote Controls, Extension Ladder, Fire Alarm, Night Lights, Automatic Timer, Extension Cord, Towel Rack, Coffee Mug, Mini Fridge, High Chair, Chargers, Lost-n-Found T-shirts, Spray bottle, Comb, Aluminum Soda Can, Kitchen Cupboard Items, Dish sponge, Lawn Furniture, Medical Instruments, Floor mats, Broom/Mop Wall Mount, GPS, Tongs, Thongs, Computer Paper, In-Service Cellphone, Space Heater, USB cord, Student Loan, Ball-point Pen, Diary, Spatula, Sunglasses, Keys w/ Key Chain, Horseshoe, Humidifier, Pot, Vitamins, Detachable Keyboard, Swing Set, Scooter, Dog Leash, Credit Cards, Flash Drive, Wallet, Lipstick, Diaper Bag, DVD, Light Bulb, Christmas Tree Ornament, Chalkboard Eraser, Binoculars, Bulletin Board, Cash, Hotdog, Halloween Candy, Season Tickets, Bumper Sticker, Bobby Pins, Stapler, Wrench, Cigarette Lighter, Coffee Filters, Piggy Bank, Modem, Dental Crown, Nail Clippers, Ironing Board, Paper Towel Holder, Ranch Dressing, Protest Sign, Happy Meal, Lee Press-On Nails, Easter Basket, Speed Bump, Nobel Prize, Door Bell, Temporary Tattoo, 100 Piece Puzzle, Koran, Canned Corn, Birth Certificate, Green Card, Margarine, Migraine, Thermometer, Wind Chime, Nail Polish Remover, Switchblade, Air Pump, Gloves, Trash Receptacle, Debris Pile, Bill of Rights, Tongue and Cheek, Scantron, Doorstop, Basketball Hoop, Speakers, Stepstool, Hand Sanitizer, Blow Dryer Holder, Cutting Board, Wreath, Door, Referee Jersey, Wedding Band, Toddler, Clothes Hanger, Calendar, Car Insurance Baking Soda, Ethernet Cable, Knock-Knock Joke, Oven Mitt, Heirloom, Lock of Hair, Mirror, Toilet Paper Dispenser, Fax Machine, File Cabinets, Sun Tanning Lotion, Band-Aids, Little Debbie Zebra Cakes, Bouncy Ball, Racing Bib, Tripod, Mouth Guard, Tablet, The Diamond Minecart YouTube Video, Drum Sticks, Sports Coat, Ice Cube Trays, Deodorant, Mints, Pack of Toothpicks, Toe Ring, Easel, Fire Extinguisher, Slide, Cancer, Dry Erase Board, Bandana, 2x4, Drawing Horse, Mini-Blinds, Laundry Detergent, Car Keys, Shopping Cart, VHS Recorder, Surveillance Camera, Biological Father, Toothbrush, Significant Other, Slippers, Straws, College Transcripts, Food Stamps Card, Bank Statements, Good Intentions, Kickstarter Campaign, Mouse Traps, Petrified Wood Snow Boots, SpongeBob Poster, Flat-Screen TV, Space Heater, Pesticides, Binder, Yearbook, Hula Hoop, Pillow, Roll of Foil, Coasters, Petroleum Jelly, Peanut Butter, Paper Plates, Floss, Pet Rock, Aquarium, Jumper Cables, Garden Tools, Case of Beer, Tobacco Pipe, Walkman, Insoles, Headband, Air Filter, Dust Pan, Forgiveness, Bible, Nuts and Bolts, Hometown Newspaper, Rolex, WiiU, Backpack, Subpoena, Tear Gas, Milk Crates, Fire Pit, Cookie Rack, Needle-Nose Pliers,

Deeds

Good Deeds

Grow Hair to Lower Back, Cut & Donate it to “Locks of Love”

Adopt a Highway

Give a Senior Citizen a Foot Massage

Plant a Tree

Pay for the Removal of a Gang Tattoo

Fill a Large Trash Bag With Litter from the Street

Prevent Illegal Whaling

Help Fund a Food Bank

Shovel Your Neighbor’s Sidewalk

Donate 1% of Your Income to Artists

Send a Bouquet of Flowers to a Bedridden Person

Defend a Stranger in a Street Fight

Baby-sit Your Friend’s Children for a Couple Hours

Help Prevent Forest Fires

Volunteer at a Soup Kitchen

Tutor Illiterate Adults to Read

Upkeep a Community Garden

Flip a Found Coin to “Heads”

Give Blood

Start a Donation Drive

Aid an Undocumented Immigrant to Gain Citizenship

Host a Block Party

Dress Up as Superhero and Visit Sick Children in a Hospital

Subscribe to Your Local Newspaper

Open Doors For a Strangers

Kindly Take a Telemarketing Survey

Buy a Homeless Person a Meal

Replace Worn/Missing Basketball Nets at Your Local Park

Be the School Crosswalk Guard

Start an Anti-Racist Initiative

Give an Unusually High Tip to a Server

Rid of Unwanted Neighborhood Graffiti

Give Your Baby’s Old Clothes to that Nice Lady Who Works at the Laundromat

Host a Potluck

Practice and Exercise Active Listening Skills

Help A Person Stranded on the Side of the Road

Donate your Wedding Dress, Prom Dress, or Old Business Attire

Assemble a Tangible Photo Album for an Old Family Friend

Adopt a Pet

Donate Blood

Be a Foster Parent

Spend Time Conversing with the Elderly at a Retirement Home

Petition to Demolish a Decrepit Building

Make Dinner for Parents of a Newborn Baby or Those Fallen Ill

Volunteer at an Animal Shelter

Prevent a Home Foreclosure

Start a Scholarship Fund

Black Lives Matter

Establish an Artists Residency for Artists with Families

Call and Pay for a Taxi Cab Ride Home for an Intoxicated Person

Be an Organ Donor

Carpool

Work a Polling Station during Elections

Read Books Often to Children at a Nearby Preschool HeadStart Programs

Give Back to Your Hometown

Upkeep an Elder’s Yard

Purchase a Round of Coffee and Donuts for an Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting

Leave a Positive Review for a Local Business

Help Dismiss Old Grudges

Anonymously Purchase Several Pizzas to be Delivered to a Fire Station

Be a Surrogate Mother

Hire a Felon

Add Time to an Expired Parking Meter

Provide Cleaning Supplies to a Battered-Women’s Shelter

Notify a Person if They Have Something on Their Face

Participate with End of School Celebration Activities

Mail $20 Cash to a Random Residential Address

Buy a Round of Drinks

Jump-Start a Stranger’s Automobile

Help a Friend Move

Invite a Couple of Unrelated Soldiers to Thanksgiving Dinner

Start or Maintain a Neighborhood Watch Program

Deliver Bad News

Coach a Youth Sports Team

Organize a Large Event to Strengthen a Community’s Economy

Buy a Lemonade from a Lemonade Stand

Show Your Mail Carrier How Greatly Appreciated They Are

Take Care of Your Colleague’s Pet During the Winter Holidays

Organize a Flash Mob

Donate to the Alzheimer’s Association

ReTweet a Request to Your Thousands of Social Media followers

Don’t Honk at an Elderly Person Driving Badly

Support Your Child’s Dream of Being a YouTuber

Be a “Big Brother/Sister” with the “Boys and Girls Club”

Prepay for Your Funeral Expenses

Throw a Baby Shower

RSVP

Do Not Bother Your Landlord with Problems You Can Easily Solve

Place Someone Else’s Shopping Cart into the Outside Shopping Cart Bin

Let the Other Person Go First

Do Something Good and Don’t Tell Anyone

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