KEITH ALLYN

My highest score on Sonic Dash is 82,851, plywood and paint, 12.22″ tall -+ (5 parts, dimensions vary), 2013 3/4 view…

Jazzercise, found “Hello Kitty” cotton sweater, fine artist oil pastel, fine student artist pastel bits, acrylic paint, plywood, staples, 14.14″…

Mud, Blood and Beer, wood, paint, spit, tears. 13″.13″ x 11.11″ +- (dimensions vary), 2013  

Breaking Bad Addictions, plywood, pillow case, professional student grade acrylic paint, staples, 11.11″ x 9.9″ +-, 2013      

They Don’t Know They Don’t Want It, found dirty cotton t-shirt, pieces of plywood, pastel chunks, staples, 7.7″ x 8.8″ +-,…

Everything Wrong With The World, artist canvas, artist pastel bits, artist acrylic paint, artist staples, 14″ x 13.99″ +-, 2013  …

I See said the Blind Man, plywood, blood, tears, nail. Dimensions vary” 10.00″ – 20.00″ tall +-, 2013      

Chorizo iz in Your Blood, found mechanic’s rag, acrylic, acrylic water, plywood, staples. 5.01″ tall +-, 2013

Meeting of Flat Earth Society, thing pieces of wood laminated together, found kidz cotton T, student grade acrylic paint, staples, earth,…

  Adjust Your Tracking, kidz cotton T-shirt from lost-n-found, plywood, staples, pastels, paint. 13.000″ tall +-, 2013 3/4 view backside revealed…

Fathers Kissing Sons, still-life cotton bed sheet, fine artist student grade oil sticks, Kingsford charcoal, Sharpie ink, Arrow staples, 9.99999″…

Scooters R Big Here, fine artists pastel, fine artists acrylic paint, fine artists plywood, fine artists staples, and the worst…

Little Buy Little, greasy oily oil sticks, still-life cotton bed sheet, thin sheets of wood laminated together aka plywood, staples, 5″…

Birthday Cake W/ Food Stamps, plywood A, plywood B, plywood C, bone-dry gesso, fine artists pastel, paint contractors drop-cloth canvas,…

You Can Just Feel Everybody Hating You Right Now, oil painters oil paint, oil painters canvas, construction workers plywood, handyman staples,…

This iZ Racism N America, “National Guard” t-shirt stolen-abandoned-found, panties, baby onesie, referee jersey stolen-abandoned-found, some kid’s sweatshirt, student grade pastel,…

That s That, soft colorful pliable material, chalky material, dense material, metal material, woven material, student grade material, professional material, 25″…

Tha Worst Shopping Cart EVER, wood, recovered abandoned cotton t-shirt, staples, paint, pastel, pastel, paint, 5.999999999991″ tall +-, 2013    …

Enjoy Em Now Because 16 is MURDER, my son’s old outgrown Angry Birds underwear (clean), wood, staples, negative space, shadow, 6.91″…

Dangerously Tooo Hopeful, wood, paint, pastel, the urge to almost throw this one in the trash receptacle, 4.98765″ tall +-, 2013…

Fat With a P H D,,, excavated 100 year old plywood sign, staples, 15″ tall +- (dimensions vary_), 2013  …

Synonym 4 Hardcore, found referee jersey, found wood, found board, professionally found student grade acrylic paint, amateur oil pastel, novice pastel, staples,…

No Buddy Luvs No 1, found wrestling singlet, found pine board, found acrylic paint, found pastel/pastel bits/pastel dust, 13″ tall +-,…

Middle O Night Fire Alarm Low Battery Alert, found wrestling singlet, fine artist acrylic paint, fine art student pastel, fine…

            So Much Easier To Live N Fool Despair,  non-art materials, art materials, 7″ tall +-,…

Google Search WHAT God Wants For You, found t-shirt (again), plywood from another crate (again), fine artist fine acrylic paint (again),…

Twilight Zone Defense,  found t-shirt at Mt.Hope Recreation Center basketball court, plywood, paint, pastel, staples, boredom. 10″ tall +-, 2013…

I Survived an Afternoon at Chuck E. Cheese’s T-Shirt, cotton t-shirt found on the hardcore basketball courts of Billy Taylor…

Our Husbands Can Get Together This Week and Bake Somethang, my childhood baby blanket, professional student grade acrylic paint, professional…

Dunks of tha Weak, cotton bed-sheet, my son’s baby tooth, professional fine artist pastel, professional fine artist pastel dust, professional…

:-) It’s Cold Out There d Conomy S Terrible, Hope High School “Community Haunted High School” plywood signage, graphite, staples, pajamas,…