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NOT HOT

NOT HOT Escalier B, Bordeaux, France, 2018    

For Justice

For Justice, landlord’s plywood, son’s one whole underwear, fine artist’s oil pastels. Size: XS. 1983.  

Fist Pump

Fist Pump, plastic party acrylic paint with plastic party table covers and plastic party painting tarps. Size: XXXL. 1981. &nb

Quantum Leap

Quantum Leap, plastic paint and plastic sheeting. Size: L. 2013.   3/4 viewing pleasure     folded in half &nbs

Cops Ahead

Cops Ahead, plastic paint sandwiched between plastic sheets held up with magnets and magnet props. Size: XXXL. 2010.   &n

I Don’t Get Paid Until You Get Paid

I Don’t Get Paid Until You Get Paid, professional acrylic paint on professional plastic tarps. Size: King Size Comforte

Kindergarten Cop

Kindergarten Cop, plastic party table covers, paint chips. Size: twin size bed. 2021.       flip and fold it &

2 MIT Grads Built an Algorithm to Match You with Wine. Take the Quiz to See Your Matches!

2 MIT Grads Built an Algorithm to Match You with Wine. Take the Quiz to See Your Matches!, low density polyethylene and pigm

Wiggle Stick

Wiggle Stick, quarter-rounds, wood glue, brads, gesso, acrylic paint. Size: walking stick. 2022.         &

Youngest Child Ever

Youngest Child Ever, plastic drop cloth, heavy body artist acrylics. Size: L-XXXXXL. 2022.         vertica

Hard Hat Cowboy Hat

Hard Hat Cowboy Hat, plastic sheet, plastic paint, plastic magnet props plastic. Size: XL. 1999.   portrait orientation

Somebody Told Somebody Something

Somebody Told Somebody Something, plastic gift bag, plastic grocery bag, plastic table cloth, mover’s stretch plastic w

Souvenir Cup

Souvenir Cup, pastel, matte medium, paper, magnets, props. Size: XS-S. 2011.             , , , &

Me As A Parent

Me As A Parent, oil enamel paint on picnic table. Size: Standard. 2031.     (I’ll get a picnic table, paint it

Dogs Are Better Than Cats

Dogs Are Better Than Cats, plastic mattress bags, Rust-Oleum marking paint, magnets, props. Size: Full. 2020.     &n

KSWERIFOR

KSWERIFOR, plastic mattress bags, Rust-Oleum inverted marking paint, magnets, props. Size: Full. 2019.       d

Guy With Cornrows Eats Corn While Listening to Korn

Guy With Cornrows Eats Corn While Listening to Korn, professional artist acrylic paint, Rust-Oleum Professional Water-based M

17 Before-and-After Pictures Guaranteed to Cleanse Your Soul

17 Before-and-After Pictures Guaranteed to Cleanse Your Soul, second son’s outgrown old underwear, wood. Size: XS. 1989.

Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 5555…

6 of 6… Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 5555…

5 of 6… Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 5555…

4 of 6… Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 5555…

3 of 6 Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 5555…

2 of 6… Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 555… OxGord Auto Cover – 1 Layer Dust Cover – Lowe

Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 5555…

1 of 6… Find the 2 and you will be kissed tomorrow. 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

Puppy or Bagel?

Puppy or Bagel?, professional plywood, professional paint in marker, professional sunflower seeds, size: M. 2019.    

Our Buddy’s Step Sister Makes 82 an Hour on Internet. She Unemployed For 3 mos. Previous Month Income Was 14813 Working From Home 2hrs/day

Our Buddy’s Step Sister Makes 82 an Hour on Internet. She Unemployed For 3 mos. Previous Month Income Was 14813 Working From

Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam with Full Force

Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam with Full Force, plastic table party covers, magnets. Size: XXL. 2022.       detail-l-

17 Before-and-After Pictures Guaranteed to Cleanse Your Soul

17 Before-and-After Pictures Guaranteed to Cleanse Your Soul, two fabric softener dryer sheets, acrylic paint, magnet. Size: X

Clipboards

Clipboards, plastic mattress bags, paint water, couple grommets, magnets. XXXL. 1981.            

Nine Ten

Nine Ten, plastic party covers, acrylic party paint, painting party props, party magnets. Size: XXXL. 1987.     &nbs

Soft Touch

Soft Touch, plastic party table covers, painting props & magnets. XXL. 1997.         details   &n

Personal Space

Personal Space, fiesta plastic table covers, fiesta party paint, painting props, prop magnets. Size: XXL. 1999.    

Pre-Madonna

Pre-Madonna, plastic table covers, magnets, magnet props. Size: M. 1999.               &nb

Sweaty Palms

Sweaty Palms, 5000 sheets of standard computer paper and paint. Size: M – XXXL. 2022.          

Acapulco

Acapulco, plastic party table covers, magnets. Size: XXL. 2027.        

Dipstick

Dipstick, plastic party table covers, magnets, props. Size: XXL. 1983.     detail detailed detail     &nbs

Starter Pack

Starter Pack, acrylic paint, dog biscuits and dog biscuits packaging. Size: 24 oz (1 lb 8 oz) 680 g. 1973.     &nbs

Air Bud

Air Bud, fabric softener dryer sheets (3) and acrylic paint. Size: XS. 1981.              

Cuddle Bug

Cuddle Bug, plastic paint on plastic paper. Size: L-XL. 1982.           

Entertainment Tonight

Entertainment Tonight, plastic drop cloth great for home projects, professional artist paint great for home projects. Size: X